Last night a mentally ill Olive Garden employee stabbed two children and their parents to death with a salad fork. When asked why he did this the suspect states “I was sleepy”. Moments before the disaster witnesses heard the family tell the man that he wasn’t “based and cozy pilled” the Man then replied “hey guys I guess that’s it” before brutally murdering the family. His final words before being taken into police custody were “Well that just happened”.