BREAKING NEWS: At 1 o’clock this morning, Adrik Dyer was arrested for Public Urination and Butthole tickling of random people. When the Police tried to arrest him, he mooned them and ran. The Police were frozen by shock and took a second to start chasing him. They lost him around CBHS in Chico, California. Be on the lookout, if seen try to lure him with sushi.