Lord Jason Booth of Sandsend was today held on remand in Hull until his court date.
Known locally as the Sandsend ripper, residents are finally able to feel safe leaving their homes without fear of been groped by the drunken, piss stained tracksuit wearing Lord.
The ripper has sexually assaulted 2 local woman before heading off into the woodland. He was later caught by the police hanging out of the back of his borrowed lama.
The ripper who claims alcohol dementia could be playing part in his drunken fondles has also recently fathered a Chinese looking child with someone known locally as the Sandsend pig. There’s been fucking hell on in the village once dubbed a posh version of grangetown.
More soon from our local fucking knows everything, nosy cunt reporter Sparky.
Sandsend Ripper finally caught
