17 Year old “Taveon Elijah Han Smith” was arrested last night on a sexual assault charge. It was said that he was roaming the streets of blue ball kentuxky butt ass naked trying to hijack cars and touch peoples nipples (specifically men). When police arrived at the scene, he was found hanging from a light pole while stroking his John. It was said to be some sort of autoerotic asphyxiation. Smith, now labeled as a pedo and sex offender, will now be seeing a judge Monday morning. Be aware though, for he is still very dangerous.