Teja Nidamanuru, the talented New Zealander cricketer who plays for the Netherlands, is set to return home after participating in the Cricket World Championship in South Africa and attending a flirting course in New Zealand that has left many in disbelief. The course, which claimed to teach the art of flirting, has allegedly armed Teja with an arsenal of ridiculous and over-the-top tactics that are guaranteed to sweep women off their feet.
Rumor has it that the flirting course taught Teja how to use magic tricks, cheesy pick-up lines, and even animal noises to attract women. It’s been said that he now has the ability to impersonate a parrot and use it to lure women into his grasp. The course also allegedly taught him how to use his charm and charisma to manipulate and deceive young women, leaving them feeling hurt and vulnerable.
As parents, it’s important to keep a close eye on our daughters and be aware of the signs that Teja is making advances on them. Some red flags to look out for include sudden outbursts of parrot noises, a sudden increase in magic tricks, and the use of cheesy pickup lines that would make even the cheesiest of pickup artists blush. If you hear your daughter mentioning anything about a guy who claims to be able to predict the future by playing the flute, there’s a good chance Teja is making his move.
In light of Teja’s reputation as a ‘player’ and his newfound skills from the flirting course, it is imperative for parents to be vigilant and proactive in protecting their daughters from the dangers that come with being in the public eye. The idea of someone using parrot impressions and magic tricks to manipulate and deceive young women is simply ridiculous and concerning.
As Teja Nidamanuru makes his return to the Netherlands on February 6th, 2023, it is important for parents to be prepared and to take action in protecting their daughters. Whether you’re a fan of Teja’s cricket skills or not, it’s clear that his reputation as a ‘player’ and the ridiculous flirting tactics he’s learned from his recent course in New Zealand are cause for concern. As we welcome Teja back, let’s work together to make sure that our daughters are safe and protected from his advances. So let’s arm ourselves with a parrot impression or two and protect the young women in our lives from Teja’s silly antics.