*BREAKING NEWS* Kentucky Food Shortage Has grown to 75%, after WJHS Teacher, “Ms Thornsberry” started teaching in the state.

West Jessamine High School Teacher, Ms. Thornsberry, has been caught gobbling down all of the states food resources. Authorities have tracked her DNA to about 42 McDonald’s in the state of Kentucky in the past 3 days. Local grocery stores have been completely out of stock, except for vegetables, and have left local consumers in dispair. The US Government has come to an agreement to airlift Thornsberry out of the state and into her own island so that other people can live without their food being gobbled up by her.

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