BREAKING: The U.S. Coast Gaurd reportedly found “Miniature people” falling out of sky.

Moments after the 2nd Chinese Spy Balloon was shot down just East of Myrtle Beach, Miniature people began parachuting out of the sky. President Biden has remained silent and is ignoring the news. The U.S. Coast Gaurd is sending them on their way to Timbuktu for them to form a civilization of their own. President Donald trump sends them good luck messages and wishes them well.

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