Carson Jones arrested for fucking a shark

Long story short, everyone else evacuated but Carson ejaculated.

Onlookers say they knew Carson had a great love of sharks, but they never expected it to go this far. Carson was on spring break in destin FL when there was a warning of a shark in the water. Everyone evacuated except Carson.

He saw the shark. His big “member” grew larger and taller as he was filled with arousal looking at the female shark. He began doing back stroke and it appears the female shark mistook his Willy as a dorsel fin. She began slithering up to Carson. They began grinding fervently. Some onlookers were filled with doubt at first but as they saw the profound display of love and affection they changed their mind. One onlooker brought his piano out and began playing tiny dancer by Elton Jon as the pair made love.

The shark fucked Carson good and hard and helped him realize he had a submissive side. He had always enjoyed nibbling but it was only then that he realized it was biting that he truly loved.

Authorities were called on the scene and broke the two up.

Protest have broken out throughout the country to free Carson. Many claim the shark was being promiscuous and clearly wanted it.

When asked for specifics, one witness explained the situation saying, “she had a big rack—anyone else woulda done the same.”

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