Congress passed a bill yesterday 1/31/23 to ban the famed pizza from Pizza Hut “ big New Yorker”. The pizza is too good to be consumed by human consumption it is only fit for gods “ kratos”. Any consumption or making will result in death penalty by cheese snakes. For further news a new bill is said to be going through congress the contents is a ban on blueies mad Mountain Dew. Again the reason being to comfy and too untasty.