A Westport local, Jadyn “Maddog” Aldridge. Has received his final warning resulting in a lifetime ban from the local Criterion Hotel. Maddog (19) was caught sneaking into the chest freezer in the back room. When followed in a few minutes later and became known to bar staff why the stock takes didnt add up. Maddog was found with 2 dozen frozen Cri dog sausages inserted into his rectum. “This is the final straw for him, we could let the danger cans slide but this is just disgusting behaviour. I’m sure Tommy Sos would be extremely disappointed” said the employee that found Aldridge.