Local Pube hair enters politics

Derek Paul Sarno is running for New York State Governor with the policy of quote “Rape ain’t that bad.” This single slogan is resonating with nearly every New Yorker and even some other North-easterners. Derek has even created a podcast which has surpassed the famous “Joe Rogan” podcast in monthly listeners. Derek is now campaigning across the country and is currently polling with near 90%.

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