Recently, on January 30th, a private military test subject had escaped containment. While the situation is undercover, we had a reporter find evidence on the situation. “It tried to kill me with it’s mind powers!” says a scientist who was working at the lab during the containment breach. An expert on the situation has advice on what to do:
1. Stay Indoors
2. Stock up on food and water
3. Be sure to keep your children safe
4. Pray
“THE WORLD IS GONG TO END, WE’RE ALL GUNNA’ DIE!!!” says the local homeless man Dave. Dave had worked for the government experiment and had been excluded from the project as they could not risk anymore information being leaked.