Channel 33 News has verified an earlier report that a Chinese Spy Balloon that terrorized American skies for 3 days has in fact, been shot down by an old southern boy in Georgia.
While the US Government is trying to take credit for the take down, our sources have confirmed that it was indeed an old boy from Georgia who popped it with a well trained shot with a blow dart gun from his bathroom window.
“Yeah…I was waiting on it,” said 63 year old Emmett Delaney, a retired jack of all trades and excellent cook from Martin, GA. “Sometimes, you just have to take matters into your own hands. I wanted to act quickly because I knew once that thing arrived down here in the south, it was toast!”
When the incredibly handsome Georgia boy was asked how he made such an amazing shot, he confessed that his first shot had been wide. He claims he was a bit out of practice.
“I’ve been using this thing for years to deter rabbits from hanging out and raiding our organic garden, I just had to hone my skills a bit for an 8 mile shot.”
Now a national hero, Delaney was very modest in his conversation with Channel 33 reporters.
“I’m no hero, well…..maybe I am.”
Be this as it may, no action was being taken against the spy balloon until Delaney posted a threat to it on Facebook just this morning.