Sabrina’s Secret Life is the best show ever to be aired on syndication in TV. I liked it when I was a kid. However, This lost episode would ruin my childhood, and i was right. Here’s what it all started.
Anyway, I was at a hotel in Bulgaria playing Sonic Advance 1 on my Game Boy Advance SP, while i smoke some cigarettes onto my desk, until my phone buzzed. I pulled out my phone and looked at my email and I noticed that I got an email from Cookie Jar Group themselves. Here’s what they said:
“Hello, Cookie Jar Group fan from Bulgaria, we decided that we wanted to show you a deleted episode of Sabrina’s Secret Life. Please download this file of the lost episode of Sabrina’s Secret Life. After viewing this lost episode of Sabrina’s Secret Life, please don’t screen it anywhere. Sincerely, Cookie Jar Group and WildBrain”
“A deleted episode of Sabrina’s Secret Life, huh?” I asked in confusion. Anyway, they sent me a file that came along with the message.
I downloaded the file from my phone to my laptop. I then turned on my laptop and went to my files and saw that the file’s name was “SabrinaSecretLifeS2E1.mov”.
I then opened up the file and the video began.
Before the video started, yet again, there was a warning. The warning said this:
“This lost, later cancelled Season 2 episode of Sabrina’s Secret Life is not for people who are overly sensitive. The following content you are about to see contains swearing, but brutal and at the same time, funny. If you are scared while viewing it, please do not watch this episode. Viewer discretion is advised.”
I Got Annoyed By It.
“Here goes the craziest again.” I said in pain.
The episode started but it automatically skipped the intro into the title card for this lost episode called “The Demented Secret”.
And i thought Sabrina’s Secret Life will NOT have swearing in all episodes.
It started a shot of Angel Island Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 at night, with Knuckles sleeping on his Master Emerald, which i thought Sonic characters are not going to appear in that show.
After Knuckles slept for a good minute, he suddenly woke up to only hear the noises of Sabrina and Cassandra laughing from the distance.
Knuckles all of a sudden fell down to the Master Emerald, and got up, to see if Sabrina and Cassandra did not steal his Master Emerald that was from the distance.
Knuckles: “What is that sound? I better go check, but i’ll let my Master Emerald stay safe.”
Then Knuckles slowly walks in away from the Master Emerald and sees a car that resembles Sabrina’s car.
Knuckles: “Eh… I can see anything suspicious than i thought.”
Before Knuckles could walk to the car, he was immediately grabbed in the head by Cassandra, and she putted him into the trunk of the car. No screaming was heard besides Knuckles being kidnapped by Cassandra.
Cassandra quietly said: “We are taking you home so we’ll take care of you all day. Right, Knucklehead?”
Then, Cassandra got up into the car. Cassandra whispered Sabrina to steal the Master Emerald Knuckles owns it.
Then, Sabrina got out of the car, but instead she fastly run to the Master Emerald, and grabbed it by the hands, however, the Master Emerald was so small that Sabrina would even walk with it, so she decided to fastly give it to Cassandra and she got up into the car.
Then, they drove away from Angel Island Zone as a sound of Knuckles snoring began to hear in the background.
I was quite shocked to see a character being kidnapped by Sabrina and Cassandra. What was something going to happen in the next scene? Nothing worse!
Then, it cut to Sabrina and Cassandra driving on the car.
Sabrina: “Mission almost completed, Cassandra.”
Cassandra: “Yep! The next mission is taking care of that knucklehead after we got to our home.”
“That will be a good idea”, whispered Sabrina.
As then, they continued driving for a minute when they suddenly stopped and went to the trunk of the car to see if Knuckles was ok, but unfortunately, Knuckles soon after got scared and turns out they tried to steal his Master Emerald and tried to kidnap him.
Knuckles facepalmed in annoyance as he charged in front of Sabrina and Cassandra, as the boss intro music from Sonic Advance 1 began to play.
Cassandra slowly approached at Knuckles and said: “What are you doing Knucklehead?”
Knuckles then replied to her with “So you’re the one who tries to kidnap me?! Also, you and Sabrina tried to steal my Master Emerald for no reason! Plus, i put it in that case at Angel Island Zone, and it belongs to me, not you two! like what the actual fuck are you going to do this to me and my Master Emerald?”
I was shocked to see Knuckles cussing in a TV show.
Sabrina then turned around to Knuckles and said: “Knuckles, please calm down, you don’t have to try to be mad at us. If we want to take care of you, then you must stay in the trunk of my car and do not get out until we arrived to our home!”
Then Sabrina grabbed Knuckles by the head and putted him in the trunk of the car again.
She and Cassandra got up to the car and drove away as the music stopped.
It then cut to a time card reading 8:00 AM, and this time, it cut to another scene.
This time, Knuckles was taken to the Hidden Palace Zone, and oh boy i could see the Master Emerald right behind him.
Knuckles: “Well, i’m back to the hidden palace, but what if that fucking blue bastardized hedgehog would steal my Master Emerald? We really don’t fucking know!”
Then, Knuckles came back to sleep into the Master Emerald behind him, and the scene switched into Sabrina and Cassandra dancing to Leave It All to Me by Miranda Cosgrove, which was weird because this song didn’t come out until 2007, and that show came out in 2003.
Suddenly, Sabrina and Cassandra stopped dancing and heard noises of the police cars, and they went outside of Hidden Palace to check, but however, it was the FBI.
FBI: “You are under arrest for trying to kidnap Knuckles and trying to steal the Master Emerald!”
Cassandra: “Oh great, it’s you. FBI, what do you want from us you bitch?”
FBI: “STOP CALLING ME A BITCH! I’M FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF YOU CALLING ME A BITCH! NOW GET IN THE FUCKING CA-”
Before the FBI was about to finish his sentence, Cassandra grabbed out a rocket launcher, Sabrina then went back inside of the Hidden Palace, and Cassandra killed the FBI with it.
A massive explosion was heard in the distance as Knuckles went to see that it was from outside.
Unfortunately, the FBI soon after died instantly as Knucles saw the fire everywhere, police cars being exploded in a matter of pieces, and he can see Cassandra throwing the rocket rauncher away from it.
Knuckles got mad and said “CASSANDRA, DID YOU BLEW UP OUTSIDE OF HIDDEN PALACE?! TELL ME THE FULL AND WHOLE TRUTH!”
Cassandra didn’t reply but instead grabbed Knuckles by the neck and said: “Don’t tell me what to do you knucklehead”, then she slapped Knuckles in the face multiple times before falling on the ground.
Knuckles had now multiple bruises and there was blood all over his face.
Knuckles then chuckled stupidly as he said “Nice try Cassandra…”
Before Cassandra and Knuckles would start fighting each other, Sabrina then desperately came inside and told them not to, or else they would brutally get injured.
Knuckles replied with “Sabrina? What the fuck are you doing here?”
Sabrina: “I’m afraid there’s been a slight change of plans, now that we are stuck in Hidden Palace, we need to escape. First order of business: Drive back to Angel Island!”
Knuckles then replied with “Au, contraire, mi amigo. Any chance to escape from Hidden Palace requires to fight with me.”
Cassandra: “And where do I find that?”
Knuckles: “You need to stay outside while me and Sabrina have to go inside.”
Cassandra: “Find me that form!”
Then Sabrina and Knuckles went back inside of Hidden Palace, and the screen cut to black for 6 seconds, as i heard punching, Sabrina’s scream and blood splattering playing in the background.
Then the screen cut back to outside of Hidden Palace at night, and the scene cut to Knuckles and Sabrina after they fight each other. Luckily Sabrina wasn’t injured, and Knuckles looked the same as before.
Cassandra then replied with “I believe I outlawed those weapons.”
Knuckles: “Wait, why did we fight each other?”
Sabrina: “Look what we’ve done! We’ve just had to fight ourselves that won’t get hauled away!”
All of a sudden, the FBI appeared, and arrested Sabrina, Cassandra and Knuckles for no reason. They we’re taken to court for stealing, kidnapping and robbery, and they’re sent to 1 week in prison.
The scene then showed Sabrina, Cassandra and Knuckles in prison.
Cassandra got frustrated, then Sabrina said “Oh, really? Well, would someone like this arrest us after we we’re stuck in Hidden Palace! What are we gonna do now?”
Knuckles: “I wish we could escape prison and go back to Hidden Palace, but they prevented us to do that, so that’s why we had to stay there for one whole week.”
Cassandra: “Nice try, Knuckles, but I’m afraid we’re staying there for 1 week until the FBI would release us… Well, I’m out of ideas.”
Suddenly, they could see Metal Sonic standing in front of them by saying: “Look at you three, You guys who were once stuck in Hidden Palace after Sabrina and Cassandra tried to kidnap Knuckles and tried to steal his Master Emerald for no reason!”
Sabrina: “As much as I hate to say it, Metal Sonic, we’re with you! Now, we need a plan.”
Then, Metal Sonic replied to Sabrina with “Fine. It is impossible for us to stay here in a place like this.”
Suddenly, the screen cut to black and the credits rolled but during the credits, The Doomsday Zone from Sonic & Knuckles was playing in the background, and the credits background was now replaced with Hidden Palace. The episode then ended with no logos added.
I was quite traumatized by this episode all of a sudden.
So, I even recorded the footage and posted it to Mediafire.
And I sent it to my friends, I deleted the file.
Then, I had nightmares about me being in Angel Island at night the same as Knuckles.
As of today, i still enjoy Sabrina’s Secret Life, but not that traumatizing episode after what i just watched.
And this is my lesson to you all, if you find an email that was sent by Cookie Jar Group about a lost episode from one of their shows, don’t watch it.