Cannabis Usage in Teens Leads to Impotence

A 20 year study has concluded that there is a direct link between marijuana usage and impotence. Scientists at Fulyew Labratory in Joksonu, CT have completed a 20 year study that proves that marijuana use in males, especially men under 20, results in erectile dysfunction and sterility.

Tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, the psychoactive component and one of the 113 cannabinoids recognized in cannabis, was injected into labratory rats who were subsequently monitored for various side effects. All 500 rats used were diagnosed to be sterile within 5 years. A clinical study was further conducted on a select group. 50 men were given THC, and 50 men were given the FDA approved synthetic formulation of THC, dronabinol. Another synthetic THC, nabilone is also approved to manage chemotherapy-induced nausea and vomiting and for appetite stimulation in HIV/AIDS anorexia, but we not used in this clinical study.

Yurí Benfold, a well reknowned scientist at Fulyew stated that today’s marijuana has variants that weren’t present 30 years ago. “This isn’t the dope of the 70s. This isn’t your grandfather’s weed.” He predicts that “…pretty soon all these stoners of today are gonna find that they have problems in their 20’s and 30’s.”

Still reading? Good. ” Yeah, may be high today, but not in 5 years” laughed Benfold. blah blah blah and a Yada Yada Yada. Do I still have your attention? Have you figured this out yet? Do not believe everything you read. Sometimes people have too much time on their hands. Like me. Haha ha ha. Happy April 1st.

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