Democrat Senators Call for Name Change of the Himalayas Mountain Range

Senators have referred to the Asian mountain range’s name as “extremely misogynistic” and are demanding it be renamed immediately.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – March 5th, 2023
A group of Democratic senators have initiated calls to change the name of the Himalayas Mountain Range.

“Why does a huge, iconic mountain range have to be named after a male?” asked Senator Jack Frankie (D), NY. “The name is basically saying that big and iconic things can only be named after men, which is implying that women are not important enough to be referred to as big and iconic. Why not rename it to the Heralayas?”

Senator Matt A. (D) from Colorado has expressed agreement with Frankie’s sentiment. “This weekend, we are chartering a zero emissions Boeing 707 to take us to India and demand that they change the name of the highly offensive mountain range, and start recognizing the power of women.”

Their calls have sparked protests across the world in agreement. Millions have staged peaceful protests across state and world capitals, demanding that their leaders join the fight against oppressive misogyny. Liberal leader Evan V. from Canada has been the organizer of these protests. He did not have a statement for us but his Twitter page retweeted a video of the protests, with his caption: “Yasssssss queens! Stay strong, be loud, never bend the knee to offensive mountains! 💅👸”

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