The legendary singer Freddie Mercury has been found alive in Zimbabwe after being presumed dead from aids for 32 years. He was found by the zimbabyan media while skinny dipping in Lake Kariba where he was subsequently interviewed. He stated “i needed a break darlings, i wanted to live my African heritage by residing with the people i relate too the most”. He reportably married Joel Embiid in secret. He is going to reunite with Queen and be knighted by King Charles. Adam Lambert has been fired from Queen.