Local cum stain, Benjamin Wolpert, was seen throwing Molotov cocktails into the windows of a children’s hospital. He was arrested by police at 3:69 PM on Saturday morning. When asked why he commuted such an atrocity, he stated,”I fucking hate homosexuals.” We are not sure what that has to do with his crime. 700 children died as a result of the crime. Mr.Wolpert is being charged with genocide.