It’s certainly a time to be lovin’ it as a tech enthusiast!
Tech-talks and circuit boards have been part of the conversation since before the dinosaurs were even given the chance to survive the meteor strike. Yet, the winds are ever-changing with abounding surprises and shakeups in the world’s markets. And this next piece of news is no joke.
According to Forbes, the mega fast-food chain, McDonald’s, is set to be the focus of the renowned Hannover Messe trade fair in April this year. In honour of the new benefactors, the entire exhibition will be painted in yellow and red colours.
In the center of the hall, a 3000-foot-tall McDonald’s flagship spaceship will make its debut. Made entirely of pickles, the vessel is said to supersede any spacecraft by NASA or SpaceX.
“Stronger than diamonds”, “Faster than the speed of light”, and “The Next SR-71 Blackbird” are some of the taglines given for this new vehicle, which, surprisingly, will be available to purchase by the public during the exhibition period.
In addition, guests at the expo will also be given a taste of McDonald’s new Burger Ayam Kicap Hijo. The only catch is that if they find out you are a manager, they will paint you in red and yellow. Don’t tell your managers this. Shhh.
CEO of McDonald’s, Sunic, issued a statement on Monday, sharing his excitement in working with the tech expo in delivering the best technology that succeeds even the likes of Elon Musk and Bill Gates.
“We believe that the company has what it takes to bring the best out of the industry. It’s good that we have people from all around the world coming over to the fair to see what we have done. I think when they arrive at the exhibition, people will look at our spaceship and have an inner monologue, going like… “Now, why didn’t I think of that. That is hecking awesome!””, gushed Sunic.
Without a doubt, the inclusion of the McDonald’s Corporation this year is set to usher in a new era for technology. We can’t wait to see what lies in store for our future. Say it with us: Pa-Da-Pa-Pa-Pa!
Anyway, if you’ve made it this far, Happy April Fools!