In a bizarre turn of events, President Biden recently had a close encounter with water – and it didn’t go well. Sources close to the President report that he was taking a stroll in the gardens of the White House when he came across a pond, and decided to greet the ducks swimming in it. However, as he leaned down to pet a particularly friendly mallard, he lost his balance and fell headfirst into the water.
Thankfully, the Secret Service agents assigned to protect the President were quick to react. They quickly retrieved him from the water, and proceeded to wring him out like a wet rag. Unfortunately, despite their best efforts, they were unable to completely dry the President off. Witnesses report that he spent the rest of the day looking like a soggy rat, with water dripping from his suit and hair.
As might be expected, this incident has caused quite a stir in the White House. Critics have accused the President of being reckless and careless, and are calling for him to attend water safety classes before he causes any more damage. Meanwhile, supporters have rallied around him, insisting that it was just an innocent accident and that no harm was done.
Either way, one thing is clear – President Biden has learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of playing with water. Let’s hope he doesn’t decide to take up swimming anytime soon.