Sources close to Channel 33 News have just confirmed rumors about the anticipated launch of an incredibly entertaining You Tube channel.
Emmett Delaney, AKA Old Biker Dude, the incredibly handsome, talented and entertaining retired biker from Martin, GA has verified with Channel 33 that he will indeed be launching the channel very soon.
“I want folks to watch the channel for the content, not just because I’m so handsome or have these Adonis-like physical attributes,” he said, when asked about his newest project. “I’m going to dress conservatively so as not to use my obvious advantages over others. I’ve always felt a sense of fair play in that regard.”
Family and friends close to Mr. Delaney have also echoed his intentions to proceed with the venture, one source confirming that he had obtained over $7.50 in spare change start-up capitol from various passers-by at a busy intersection in Athens, GA.
“Folks were excited to hear about my intentions so naturally they were willing to invest their hard earned money in it,” added Delaney. “Having the general public’s confidence in this way has had a profound impact on me. I’m not going to let my fans down!”
According to Delaney, his You Tube channel will include exciting adventure as he travels around the country on his 2017 Indian Chief Vintage, sleeping on picnic tables, creating entertaining content about travel, camping, cooking and fishing. He even confirms that in one upcoming episode, he will slay the illusive species known as Troutasaurus Rex, on live stream, in the coming months.
“In an upcoming episode, I’m even going to predict in advance which lure I’ll use to accomplish the deed,” he said. “And to top it off, I’m going to cook him live, while riding a motorcycle at the same, 60mph, down the highway.”
We at Channel 33 News anticipate there will be mass pandemonium occurring as folks try desperately to be of the first to subscribe to Mr Delaney’s new channel. Therefore, we suggest fans check their phones every hour or so to insure staying updated.
And naturally, we here at Channel 33 News will keep you updated with any breaking information we receive.