DLG Promoter Caught Red Handed

In a bizarre turn of events, Max Kadish, the former promoter for DLG in Barcelona, has been fired from his job after being caught producing counterfeit Miguelito dollars. Reports suggest that the value of the fake currency could be up to a whopping 750,000€. Looks like Max was really banking on this scheme to work out for him.

Max had been working for DLG since January 2023 as an abroad student, but his ambitions got the best of him. He was placed on unpaid leave amidst accusations and investigations, and the authorities are not taking this lightly. In fact, Max is currently being held in the Shoko basement until further investigation. Not exactly the vacation he was hoping for!

Shoko, Sutton, DLG, and Miguelito Jones are pressing charges against Max, and it’s safe to say that he’s in some hot water. According to a statement from Miguelito Hefner “Max went against our friendship and trust hoping to make a quick buck.”Well, Max, it looks like that plan backfired.

It’s unclear what led Max to embark on this ill-conceived scheme, but it’s safe to say that he won’t be making any more counterfeit money anytime soon. This entire situation is a reminder that crime doesn’t pay, especially when you’re trying to pass off fake currency as the real deal.

But let’s be real here, you’ve got to hand it to Max for his creativity. Who would have thought that a promoter for a club could also moonlight as a counterfeiter? Talk about multitasking!

All jokes aside, let this be a lesson to us all. Don’t try to pass off fake money as the real deal, or you might end up like Max – in the basement of a club, facing charges, and with a whole lot of explaining to do.

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