Finally a reasonable death: Hiawatha gets boiled at 300 degrees for native american behavior.

Hiawatha, one of the most hated Donald Duck characters, was thankfully boiled at 300 degrees yesterday after Donald Duck III decided that his native american behavior just wouldn’t work in 2023.

He was also scared that Hiawatha’s rebellious nature would quickly destroy Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup if he finally finds them. so, in other words, Hiawatha needed to die.

Hiawatha was tied to a plank of wood and lowered into the 300 degree boiling pot slowly, and after about five minutes, Hiawatha was too hot and he died, leaving pretty much nothing but a hot, red-colored mannequin.

Donald Duck III, who is now certain nothing can destroy Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup when he finally finds them, has brainwashed everyone to forget that Hiawatha ever existed.

He has also demolished the roundtummy indian burial grounds, replacing them with a new casino to make Grandma happy.

No one will ever miss you, Hiawatha. Burn in hell or something.

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