Former MLB Player Pete Rose, was found dead this evening. He was reportedly found in his home by his affair partner, a Mr. Mike Sakinzki. Mr Sakinzki called paramedics to the scene and was quoted as saying “I was just coming over for our daily mutual blowjob session, when I found him dead in our sex swing.”
The cause of death has yet to be determined but police have ruled out foul play despite finding large amounts of trauma on his rectum.