Our spokesman said the international law has been broken. It’s a well known fact that only people born between 1978-1982 are allowed to swallow veg. Our reporters are investigating a case of a white male in his 30s who drunk vegetable today. Anyone who has seen the man in the photo is asked to call Garda Síochána immediately, he might face criminal charges and up to 105 years in jail. He might be dangerous.