WARNING: THIS ARTICLE IS NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED OR FOR GOOFY FANS.
Last week, the 34-year old Goofy III was murdered by Donald Duck III after the former said that the Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup pull-string dolls made for The Powerpuff Girls (1968-1975) are worth nothing. After the dingo tried to walk out of Donald’s bedroom, he was grabbed by the ear, which got put in a printer, where it got stuck, and it wasn’t long before Goofy’s entire body was pulled into the printer, soon leaving nothing but bloody guts. The remains of Goofy were immediately trashed, as they were too gross to keep around.
Donald Duck III said the following:
That dingo has no brains. I mean it. Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup are the holy grail of the entire Powerpuff Girls collection, and are rarer than anything in his house. By the way, i will be selling off Goofy’s house to be able to afford Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup when i find them on eBay, as Goofy is dead now anyway.
Like Gladstone, Goofy will be missed dearly by Donald Duck Comics readers.