The beloved Donald Duck Comics character, Gyro Gearloose, was sent for execution today after heavy lawbreak. The CEO of Donald Duck Comics, Donald Duck III, refused to try to clear Gyro’s name, as he only cares about completing his Powerpuff Girls collection, and wants everyone dead when he gets the chance to have them dead. The heavy lawbreak revolved around Gyro having a very improper bike lamp, to be more precise, his little helper. As Donald III refused to clear Gyro’s name, he has been executed and is now dead.
R.I.P. Gyro Gearloose, you will be missed.