The beloved Donald Duck Comics character, Gyro Gearloose, was sent for execution today after heavy lawbreak. The CEO of Donald Duck Comics, Donald Duck III, refused to clear Gyro’s name, as he only cares about completing his Powerpuff Girls collection, and wants everyone dead at the chance. The heavy lawbreak revolved around Gyro having a improper bike lamp.
R.I.P. Gyro Gearloose, you will be missed.