NOTE: You might know that iCarly isn’t a children’s show, since it is a sitcom. To whoever is reading this, you’ve been warned.
Do you know about the Nickelodeon TV show iCarly? Well, it was my childhood and i watched a couple of episodes on TV. It ran from 2007 to 2012, when it gained popularity and a lot of merchandise.
Today, i encountered a lost episode of this show that almost bashed my childhood. Here is all it began.
I was at home, watching The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Just then, i went onto my kitchen and i suddenly noticed that i found a strange iCarly DVD to ever exist yet. I grabbed the DVD by the hands and took it back to my bedroom.
The DVD was all about one lost episode of iCarly, which was my childhood.
The cover consisted of Carly getting scared while Paddington was approaching her.
It was labelled as “iCarly – iSee a Demon”.
“Weird, why would Paddington be on that episode?” I said in painlessly.
I then looked at the back cover of the DVD, and only it was just white screen with text on a green color, reading “iCarly S3E0”.
After that, i turned on my TV, put the disc in my DVD player and it opened with the Nickelodeon fish and the Paramount DVD logos, then it cut straight to the DVD menu.
However, there was the demonic Paddington staring at my soul, with a black screen covered with blood dripping out of the background.
The only two menu buttons shown in the menu are “Play Episode” and “Special Features”. The background music that was playing is “Leave it all to me” by Miranda Cosgrove, but it was slowed down and reverbed.
I was somehow confused, knowing that there are only two menu buttons on this DVD.
Then i pressed play, and there was a warning, which said:
“Warning: This lost episode from iCarly was supposed to be the season 3 premiere of the series, but immediately scrapped due to the content that are not suitable for younger viewers, such as children or people with sensibility issues. After that horrible experience, someone dropped it out, meaning that this episode was banned in some countries, especially the United Kingdom, Middle East and Australia. Watch at your own risk. Viewer discretion is advised.”
“Oh boy! I better hope it’s just a parody.” I said, shaking under the chills down my spine.
Then, after the warning screen ended, the episode finally started.
The episode showed a scene of the iCarly studio.
When Carly and Sam are watching TV, notice everything was off in this scene.
For starters, there was blood on the studio, and both Carly and Sam looked sad.
After a moment of watching TV, Freddie came out of nowhere and said to them, “Carly, Sam, do you see a demonic creature inside us?”
Sam then replied “I don’t see any demon there.”
Freddie then yelled “You liar, he is behind us! His name is called Paddington, and i had nightmares of him!”
Just then, a note was dropped in front of Freddie’s head.
He took out the note, and read it.
What he readed the note was text saying:
“Dear Freddie, Because you outsmarted me and the Brown family by calling us nerds, I have sent out a note to you. I hope your family understands this. Do not try to outsmart me from now on.
Sincerely, Paddington.”
As Freddie read the note, he got traumatized.
Then Freddie got up to Carly and Sam and yelled “Paddington is everywhere! He is trying to haunt me!”
Carly then shouted “What?”
Just then, Freddie got up to the screen and said “In 5, 4, 3, 2.” but the way he said that, was so unsettling, he said it like he was traumatized for no reason.
After Freddie said that, the intro normally started, but when it got to the end, the demonic Paddington appeared out of nowhere, staring in front of the iCarly logo, which was covered with blood.
As the intro ended, it went to a shot of Spencer’s room but this time, in the nighttime scenery.
Spencer was making what looked like a cake.
He put it in the oven and walked away from it.
Spencer said, “I should get some frosting to put on the cake.”
Before Spencer could open the doors to the room, he heard evil laughter from nowhere.
He jumped when he heard it. “What in the world was that noise?” Spencer asked.
He looked around his house wondering where it came from.
That wasn’t until he heard the doorbell.
Spencer said, “Someone’s at the door. Maybe it’s Sam. I bet he knows where that evil laughter came from!”
He then walked over to the door and opened it.
When the door opened, he saw Paddington, but in a demonic way. His eyes had black eyes with red pupils, and his teeth was sharp.
Spencer gasped.
“What’s up Spencer? I heard that you are baking a cake. Who is it for?” Paddington said, but he said it in a demonic manner.
Spencer replied, “Um, I’m just making this for Sam. It’s still in the oven at the moment.”
Paddington then said, “Oh man, don’t want to share huh? Well, you’re going to pay!”
Paddington took out an AK-47 and Spencer screamed.
However, Spencer’s scream sounded more like his actor had lost its crap.
Spencer then tried to run away from Paddington, but Spencer accidentally stepped on a glue.
As soon as he stepped on it, he began howling, but it sounded more like a wolf’s howl, as it lasted for about 3 seconds.
After howling, he started growing a tear from his eye probably cause of how sticky the glue was.
Just then, Paddington showed up again with the AK-47 on Spencer’s face.
Spencer screamed by saying, “No! Please, I didn’t mean to do that. Please don’t do this! Carly! Sam! Help me!”
Paddington said, “Too late, cause i’m going to do something gruesome to you! Now i’ll see you in hell!”
As Paddington was about to kill Spencer, it was cut out and was replaced with a scene of Carly, Sam and Freddie as they could hear Spencer being shot by Paddington.
Carly: “What was that sound?”
Sam: “We better go check!”
Then Carly and Sam went away from the iCarly studio as they went to Spencer’s room, and when they did it, they screamed as they saw Spencer’s corpse.
Spencer’s left eye was missing and there was also blood visile in the eye.
Carly: “Oh my goodness Spencer! What happened?”
Sam: “Spencer! No no no no! Why! You didn’t deserve this!”
Just then, Carly and Sam hugged each other and began to cry as they couldn’t handle Spencer’s corpse.
As Paddington watched them cry, he turned around to face them.
Paddington then said “Looking for Spencer? Too bad! Cause he’s dead!”
Carly then shouted “OH MY GOD! Paddington, how could you? You know Spencer is my friend!”
Paddington grabbed Carly by the neck and tried to snap her neck, but failed as Sam slapped him in the face, causing blood to come out of his face. However, the blood did not look fake, it was actually real.
Sam then shouted “Let’s get out of here!”
Just then, it transitioned to another scene. This time, it was Freddie with his still traumatized look on his face.
As soon as Freddie went upstairs to see Spencer dead, Carly and Sam went to Freddie in a state of panic.
Carly said “Listen here Freddie! There is a demonic entity named Paddington and he has murdered Spencer!”
Freddie: “Oh no! What should we do?”
Sam: “Maybe we should get out of here. This demonic Paddington thing is so nothing but a satanic entity just like Mauricio!”
As Sam said that, Paddington came out of nowhere as he was holding a chainsaw.
The trio screamed in agony, but their screams sounded like if they had true fears.
Paddington then said: “Haha! Found you three!”
Carly screamed “We need to get out of here!”
The trio then ran away from the iCarly studio as it transitioned to another scene, featuring outside of the iCarly studio.
Carly and Sam then got the car keys Freddie was holding, and the trio hopped in.
They drove off as Paddington can be heard yelling “Don’t you dare run away from me!”.
It then cut to Carly, Sam and Freddie in the car.
Carly: “Phew! That was close! If Paddington doesn’t appear, we’ll be safe.”
Sam said “I know right?”
Carly: “Yep. Any reason why Paddington is becoming so demonic? He murdered Spencer and tried to kill us! At least we are driving away from him.”
Then, the camera would pan onto the car driving off, as it then transitioned to another scene.
It showed of what looked like Mergellina.
Carly and Sam then arrived at Mergellina as Freddie got out of the car.
Then, as soon as they are about to walk through Mergellina, Paddington came out of nowhere and he was holding a shotgun in his hands.
Paddington: “Hey! Trying to run away from me won’t do any work! Um, what about this?”
Paddington then summoned a portal that resembled “Hell”.
“Oh fuck no, I’m not going there!” Freddie shouted.
I was shocked as i heard bad words on a sitcom.
He then turned around and proceeded to walk away from the portal.
The portal suddenly vanished, as Paddington with his angry expression shouted at Freddie; You should jump off a cliff!”
“You want me to jump off a cliff? NEVER!” Freddie yelled.
“Oh, really?” Paddington said.
“Well, how about i kill your spoiled kid’s throat?”
“That’s not a good idea, you crazy bear!” Sam said.
Just then, Paddington pointed the gun at Freddie and shot him in he throat, causing blood to pour out of his mouth, and later to die after 15 seconds.
Carly and Sam then looked at Freddie’s corpse, and they gasped in horror.
They then started crying, but the crying didn’t sound fake at all, it sounded a lot like if the actresses are actually upset.
Paddington then chuckled at Carly and Sam for crying at the corpse of Freddie.
“Ha! You don’t deserve to have your so called spoiled kid with you two!” Paddington said.
Carly and Sam then got angry, with their tears still being visible on their sockets.
They then turned to the bear, and they shouted; “If you try to kill us, I will call the police so they can arrest you and put you in jail!”
“I’m afraid they won’t let you arrest me.” Paddington said.
“Why!?” Sam angrily asked.
“Because they will take you two to jail, and they don’t know how to go to New Jersey!” Paddington responded.
“W-Why!? We are just two personal friends who are named Carly and Sam!” they said.
“Personal business… Now, who wants some punishments from me?”
“STAY AWAY FROM US, YOU FREAK!”
Carly and Sam then ran away from Mergellina as Paddington can see them driving off with their car.
“What makes you think you two can run away from me!?” Paddington shouted.
He then tried to chase Carly and Sam throughout the place, but failed when he got an idea.
(I’ll gather this place together, and I can explode it with my rocket launcher! I should get my attention first…) Paddington thought to himself.
Paddington grabbed out a rocket launcher and exploded Mergellina in pieces, but not killing Carly and Sam.
It then transitioned to another scene, showing the slaughterhouse.
Carly and Sam went inside to hide behind one of the boxes.
Sam then grabbed her phone and dialed 911. She called the police, and this is how the call went:
Sam: “Please don’t be too late. Don’t be too late! Hello, is this the police?”
911: “Yes, what’s your emergency?”
Sam: “Listen officer, there’s a demonic bear in my house, and he’s going to kill us.”
911: “WHAT?!”
Sam: “Please come quick, he’s close to killing us.”
911: “OK, we’re on our way right now!”
Suddenly, the sound of glass breaking and Paddington demonically laughing were heard.
Sam: “Officer? What’s going on?”
911: “Hey! What the hell are you doing here?! This is the police department! Get out of here!”
Sam: “Please respond officer. Please respond. We don’t want to be too late.”
911: “Holy shit! Don’t come any closer! I mean it! I’ll shoot!”
The gun then shoots.
Sam: “Officer, can you hear me on the phone? I heard some shots from your gun. And also Paddington is close to getting in. If you are hearing this, please respond!”
911: “Oh no! I’m out of bullets!”
Sam: “Officer! Come in! Are you there?! Tell me if you are going to be there!
911: “Get away from me! Get back!”
Paddington then began to attack the cops.
Sam: “We’re in big trouble! Officer, what is wrong?!”
911: “HELP! HELP!”
Sam: “Officer! OFFICER!”
Just then, Paddington began to talk.
Paddington: “We’re sorry girl, but 911 is not available for this day. Leave a message after this kill. See you around, acorn eater. And don’t worry. we will see you again real soon. WHEN YOU ARE IN HELL! AND LUCKY FOR ME, I MIGHT FIND OUR OWN PAL NAMED JOJO THE MIME! THANKS FOR THE ADVICE AND SEE YOU AROUND!”
The call then suddenly ends.
After those seconds were up, Paddington appeared in front of Carly and Sam and shouted, “I’M HERE! READY OR NOT? CAUSE SAM IS GOING TO HELL!”
Before picking up Sam by the neck, and then he said, “Got you! Now, it’s time to say goodbye to your heart!”
“NO PADDINGTON! DON’T DO THIS! ME AND CARLY ARE JUST PERSONAL FRIENDS!” Sam shouted.
“SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH! YOU’RE GOING TO WHERE FREDDIE AND SPENCER ARE GOING TO. HELL!” Paddington said, but in a even more demonic tone.
He then grabbed out an axe and slashed Sam’s chest.
Sam immediately begins screaming and that scream was the howie scream, before her screaming was muted by Paddington biting off Sam’s head.
Carly screamed as she watched Sam’s horrible fate.
Carly said: “You bloody maniac! How could you, you killed our friend! First you killed Spencer, then Freddie, and now this?”
Paddington then slowly approached at Carly as she is still scared for her life.
Paddington, still holding his axe which he used to kill Sam, began to yell “Well, looks like my fright was worth it. Now you see what happens when you try to kill me, Carly?”
Carly then asked “What is it?”
Paddington then shouted “YOU’RE NEXT!” as he launched his axe at Carly’s right eye, instantly killing her.
She screamed, but her scream was from the episode iChristmas.
Then, Paddington laughed, but it was the Kefka laugh from Sonic.EXE, as it then transitioned to another scene.
It showed a funeral for Carly, Sam, Spencer and Freddie.
The crew from iCarly are seen at the funeral, standing in front of the bars in any silence.
I could also see Dan Schneider, the creator of this show, standing outside of the bars.
As soon as the funeral was about to begin, Paddington then came out of nowhere and yelled “Everyone including the creator of this show are going to have a hell of the time.”
As soon as Paddington said that, he grabbed out a grenade, and immediately ran away while the church was being exploded in pieces.
Paddington then yelled “Goodnight, mediocre place!”
For some reason, Paddington now looked like even more and more demonic in this scene.
It then transitioned to one last scene.
This time, it showed Paddington, still with his demonic state, looking at the screen.
He then said, but in Satan’s voice “Hi there, i killed everyone who tried to disrespect me, such as Carly, Sam, Freddie, Spencer, Nevel, The creator of the show, and everyone else! You’re not getting away with this, but to anyone who watched this episode, i’m coming for you next! See you in hell, people.”
He then proceeds to walk away, laughing in a demon like tone.
Just then, text appeared on the bottom, saying “Executive Producer Daniel Andreas Regga”.
“Ok. Who is Daniel Andreas Regga?” I asked in confusion.
It then showed the end credits, but Paddington was staring at my soul, just like the DVD menu itself. One noticeable thing during the credits was playing a lower pitched version of the instrumental version of Leave it all to me by Miranda Cosgrove, and i could hear Paddington’s demonic laughter from before playing in the background. It lasted for 18 seconds before cutting to the logos, but they’re different.
The Schneider’s Bakery logo appeared, but the oven was filtered in a nightmarish effect, and instead of Schneider’s Bakery, it instead said Schneider’s Demise. There was also a sound of a blood splattering and Paddington’s demonic laughter from before heard in the background.
Then the Nickelodeon bubble pop logo from 2008 appeared, but the splat was a red blood splat, the text was black and the words were flipped backwards.
Spelling out noedolekciN, and the text was “iCarly and all related crimes, explosions, and murder are trademarks of Viacom Underworld Inc. Copyright 666, 2009 Viacom Underworld Inc. All rights cursed.”
“WHAT?!” i said, screaming when watching the Nickelodeon logo turning demonic.
Then the episode ended and it took me back to the DVD menu.
After seeing the episode, i was terrified, and i ran to the bathroom and vomited in the toilet.
I also wiped the blood off my ears with a tissue.
After that, i ejected the disc, putted it in the DVD cover and smashed it with a sledgehammer and threw it into the trash.
As i did that, i emailed Nickelodeon and Paramount Global about the episode.
The next day they replied with:
“Dear [REDACTED], We’re sorry for what you saw, the truth is we didn’t make the episode. Daniel Andreas Regga was responsible for making that episode, but he snuck into our studio, made the episode and putted it on DVD the next day. We received angry calls and emails from parents saying that their teenagers or kids were already feared to death by a iCarly episode. So we fired Daniel Andreas for it. Hope you’ll be okay.
Sincerely, Nickelodeon and Paramount Global”
I did not manage to get screenshots, nor the end credits of the episode just to let people know that it existed.
That night, i had a lot of nightmares about Paddington killing me the same ways as Carly, Sam, Spencer, Freddie and the others.
I already know that Daniel Andreas Regga made this demented episode.
Sitcoms can be fun, but sometimes they can be creepy. So, you better watch out for them!