Infamous Drug Lord, El Cack, goes missing in Cancun, Mexico sources say.

The infamous drug lord, was enjoying his spring break with two friends when he went off the grid. Sources say he linked up with other drug lords to acquire “skuzz”. El Cack is still missing. Sources tell us the last thing they heard from El Cack was that he needed someone to “bounce dat ass”. Mexico government will be looking further into this.

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