We’re here talking about Kaylee Valleryway, as she turned into a cannibal. She turned into a cannibal because she caught corona, monkeypox, chickenpox, and jaylieitis. Due to all these viruses spreading to her at one time, she turned into a cannibal. Kaylee ate the following residents that were just sitting on their toilets; anna, sunny, aubs, aspen, alex, kamori, and cali. Due to Kaylee Valleryway eating all of these residents, they fortunately passed away to an unimaginable death. Today, Kaylee js also facing 726 years in prison, rotting with andrew tate and donald trump. On her first day, both, andrew tate and donald trump farted too stinky. Kaylee Valleryway unfortunately passed away due to the radiation and stinkiness of both farts combining into one, stinky fart. Donald trump also sharted himself in the process. Kaylee didnt even survive 24hrs. She will only be remembered by this one cannibal eating cult that she was in.
Cannibal cult: It is a shame to see out best eater of people die. We will miss her. She was the best at eating people, and will always be remembered by all of us.
news reporter: At least she died, not getting to eat anymore people.