Kenny Rogers, the famous singer, has just announced he is alive and is planning a world tour. Rogers faked his death because he wanted to have a normal life for once. He has been a well known singer for a while now and he just wanted a break. “I just felt so overwhelmed.” Says Rogers. He announced today on his Instagram page that he is going on tour. The tour will feature all his greatest hits, like “The Gambler”, “Buy Me a Rose”, and even says he will have Dolly Parton there to perform the famous duet, “Islands in the Stream” with him.
Kenny Rogers has also announced 6 new albums titled, “Heaven”, “Hell”, “I Didn’t Go To Either”, “Because I Was Alive”, “The Whole Time”, and “#GetPranked”. We also interviewed the singer and here’s that:
Interviewer: So what did you do when you were “dead”?
Rogers: I pretty much just chilled at home with the wife and kids. I watched my favorite show, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, a lot.
Interviewer: Wow that’s really interesting that that’s your favorite show.
Rogers: Well yeah it’s really funny. It’s a real knee slapper.
Interviewer: Another question. What are you thinking about right now?
Rogers: Zack and Cody. Those two little troublemakers are so darn funny. [laughs]
Interviewer: What was it like faking your death?
Rogers: Fake.
Interviewer: Oh ok. And who would you say is the most important person in your life?
Rogers: My dog, ZackCody.
Interviewer: That’s not a person.
Rogers: Oh, sorry. Brain fart LOL. My favorite person is probably the McDonald’s worker who gave me an extra McFlurry today.
Interviewer: Okay well that concludes our interview. Thanks for sharing.
Rogers: Of course.
You heard it here first folks Kenny Rogers loves his dog ZackCody and saying the abbreviation ‘LOL’ out loud. Shoutout to the McDonald’s worker too.