Local Kid goes to court for disturbing the peace

Local resident Sam of Fox Run went to jail on Wednesday for 4 hours after he continued to flick his boogers at multiple old women. One women had to say “ I ought to beat that kid like we did in the olden day” Sam responded by saying “I am a free man, I have the right to bear boogers.” Sam will go to court on April first of 2023.

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