According to authorities, local tradesman Lucas J. Hudy of Total Mechanical is under investigation for sexual misconduct with a former employee. While under investigation the second party has not yet been named. For now Total Mechanical has announced that Lucas’s Employment is on suspension for the duration of the investigation.
We received this statement from a person close to the defendant stating all charges will be dropped if.. you drop your pants and let me suck that D.
April fools cutie