On Friday, March 24, an unidentified man was found unresponsive in the parking lot at Geneva High School.
The man was in a rental car, and unfortunately the company was not able to track the information of the man due to a paperwork mix up. He had no Identification on him and no students in the school claimed knowledge of who he was.
Other parents recall seeing the man driving around the parking lot, playing loud music, and talking on the phone when school is dismissed on a regular basis, although none can identify him.
He is currently still unresponsive at Delnor Hospital in Geneva, Illinois.
If any information on this man is known, please reach out to authorities.
Update Friday, March 31, 2023: Man has woken up and claims he is being guided by Elvis’ spirit. He has daily fits where he demands “my crystals.” Nurses fear him when he yells about them touching his bracelets, even though they need to attend to him medically. His identity is still unknown.