Nadine Childs, an English teacher for over 20 years at Marlboro High School, has recently been arrested. After the Marlboro Police Department conducted a thorough search through her house, $1 million were found safely stored in a vault in her basement. A second search revealed that 23 dolls, all of which were stolen from children, were found to be beaten in her closet. She was later found to be connected to a local demonic cult, where she tortured dolls for large sums of money. She is currently being interrogated by police and her students are being suspected of involvement in the cult. “We are truly sorry for not having conducted an earlier investigation into this matter, and we believe that someone like this should not be teaching high school teenagers,” said an anonymous administrator of the Freehold Regional High School District. Marlboro High School hopes to have a new English teacher by the following week.