A new study released by the University of California, Berkeley determined that surprisingly, America’s favorite dinner is chicken and corn. The first place choice was followed closely by pizza in second and hotdogs at third, despite being shaped like male genitalia.
The extensive study took place over the course of three years as researchers followed people from all walks of life to their nightly dinner table. The nightly dinner was tracked, along with a taste rating from those that ate the meal. Overall, over 350,000 meals were tracked as well as a lot more ratings.
Additionally, UC researchers Craig Guzman and Sanjay Shikstain were awarded the medal of honor after saving the life of former United States president Joe Biden. “He was choking on a glass of milk, so Craig and I took our opportunity to smack the shit out of him. Turns out we saved his life and I’m famous now.”, said Shickstain last Tuesday during his award ceremony.
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