Park Ridge Scandalized

A seedy underbelly of crime is finally being exposed in the quiet, gentile streets of a Chicago suburb. In a chocking development the Chicago Highway Authority raided the house of the worst toll avoider, a Colleen Hammersmith Sharky of Courrland Ave.

“Finally, we have her where she belongs,” said a relieved looking Capt Carrott of the Highway Authority Enforcement Division, “Our roads will not be a safer place”

No date has been set for the trial

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