Today, a girl named anna died today due to farting too loud. The vibrations of her fart bounces back to her and hit her, causing her to get knocked out unconscious. When she was rushed to the hospital, she passed away. We will always remember her, as she claims her laugh was ‘cute’ but in reality, she sounded like a hiccup. She will always be remembered for farting too loud and her laugh sounding like a hiccup.