In a complete turn around, Russia has completely surrounded in the Ukraine, sending its army back to its own borders. At the same time, in what is believed to be a palace coup, Vladimir Putin has been forced to resign. Sobbing at a local press conference, he stated he gave his all for the Motherland, and Stalin was rolling in his grave. Meanwhile, it is believed the next contender for the position of President of Russia is a relative unknown, but ruggedly handsome Eastern European descendent by the name of Anton Friedman. He stated, “I can’t wait to get out of my own country. That place has really become a shit-show. I feel honoured to serve the Motherland, and I will do it with Freudian Pride, at full mast at all times.”
It is believed Putin is currently packing to go stay in Siberia and is swiping as much of the Kremlin’s vodka with him as he can.
This is a developing story.