Following the closure of school and work for the next two weeks due to the Easter holidays, the Taoiseach Leo Varadkar stated today that they will close for another two weeks. He announced that this was due to an outbreak of a new virus, Aprillustultus A. There have been 46 confirmed cases of Aprillustultus, 12 of which have resulted in deaths. One man told us, ‘It’s like Covid all over again; the two week quarantine resulting in two years.’ Of course, Aprillustultus comes from the Latin for April (Aprillus) and Idiot (Stultus), so happy April Fool’s Day!