Senator Mitt Romney of Utah, known for his alignment with the Republican Party and his membership in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has announced that he is looking for a charitable case. Many believe this is his way of avoiding the new “billionaire tax”. What is he looking for exactly? It may not be what you think.
Sen. Romney has listed very specific qualifications for his “heir”.
“She has to be hot. I don’t want any uggos getting my money” he explained, “I want to be able to look at her and pretend my wife doesn’t exist”