Today at 7pm Cortland Men’s lacrosse coach Steve Beville was found dead parked outside park center. Sources tell us that he created a mechanism to feed his exhaust back into the cab of his truck for a painless death. There are reasons to believe that this was caused by a tuff loss to Nazareth College today which leads us to believe this was finally the breaking point for Steve. Services will be held on the C in the middle of stadium red this Saturday.