Does anybody remember the 2007 Nickelodeon TV show The Naked Brothers Band? You know, it’s a show when 2 wolff brothers like to dance and it is a musical comedy show.
I loved that show a lot when I was a boy and it’s a really good show.
Although, there was one lost episode from the show that almost bashed their childhoods. Too bad i would be able to say that it could bash their childhoods, but still, i will tell you something.
Anyways, I was at home watching Kong Skull Island (2017) while eating a homemade Chicken Sandwich, until my phone buzzed. I pulled out my phone and looked at my email and I noticed that I got an email from Nickelodeon and Paramount Global themselves. Here’s what they said:
“Hello, [REDACTED], since you’re the fan of Nickelodeon, we decided that we wanted to show you a deleted episode from The Naked Brothers Band. If you are seeing this message, this episode is put on property of Paramount Global for copyright reasons, some writer from Spain was responsible for making that episode, so we fired him due to his gruesome ideas, and his name is Daniel Andreas Regga. He is also known for working on the lost episode of the 3rd season from iCarly called iSee a Demon, dated 2009. So, please download this file of the deleted episode, and after viewing it, please don’t release it anywhere. From all the truly best regards, sincerely, Nickelodeon.”
“Is that a deleted episode of one of my favorite shows from their childhood?”, I asked in confusion.
Anyways, they sent me a file that came along with the message. I downloaded the file from my phone to my laptop, i then turned on my laptop and went to my files and saw that the file’s name was “TNBDS1E1.avi”.
It also came with a txt file as well.
I then opened up the readme file and the file said with a warning that reads:
“WARNING: This deleted, later lost episode from The Naked Brothers Band is not for people who are overly sensitive, such as content which might contain inappropriate references, strong language and graphic violence, and it was supposed to be the original premiere of the first season, but replaced with VMA’s. If you are scared while viewing it, please do not watch this video. Viewer discretion is advised.”
I got annoyed by it, so i facepalmed a bit.
“Here we go again.” I said in confusion.
Just then, i clicked the avi file and the video began.
For 10 seconds of the video, it was just a black screen. After that, the intro played but something was off.
Instead of If That’s Not Love by Nat Wolff, reversed pop music began to play, the intro looked more like if it was unfinished, and Jesse was staring at me, as well as with flashing images coming out of nowhere interrupting the intro for no reason.
Afterwards, the intro ended, and it cut to the first shot of the scene.
It shows two boys named Nat and Alex, perfoming at night. The song that was performing was Fishin’ for Love.
This lasted for about 50 seconds before being interrupted by Jesse breaking down the door after hearing the noises that came from outside.
And oh boy, this is where this part will go brutal in a few ways.
Nat and Alex got scared while seeing Jesse, and she looked like if she was extremely angry.
Nat then yelled “What the heck was that for?”
Jesse then replied with “For interruping me trying to watch TV! You know, it’s already 1:45 AM! Now because of this, you two will be grounded until Fred Rogers’ 79th birthday, now go upstairs to your rooms and never disturb me!”
I was confused, knowing that she mentioned Fred Rogers, even tho he already died in 2003.
Just then, the two brothers ran into inside of the house, while crying.
Then, Jesse also went inside the house and grounded the two brothers, leaving them to the room until tomorrow.
For some reason, Jesse now looked crazy in the episode, instead of looking extremely angry.
As they’re crying, Alex whispered under Nat’s ear “Wait, how did we get grounded for performing at night?”
Nat said “That’s because we want to put loud music and we ended up performing outside before Jesse grounded us. Isn’t that a bad idea?”
Alex: “Yes.”
Nat: “I think we should get to bed early.”
Just then, the screen cuts to black, with text saying “March 20th, 2007, 9:30 AM…”.
After that, it showed Nat and Alex waking up in the bed.
Nat: “Yikes, it’s just a dream.”
Alex: “Maybe we should… Hold on a second! I need to go to the bathroom quick!”
As Alex said that, his voice did not sound like himself, his voice instead now sounded like Jonathan Kydd.
Then Alex went to the bathroom off screen as sounds of puking can be heard. It lasted for about 15 seconds, before Alex would come back into the room.
Alex: “Phew! At least i felt sick so i puked onto their bathroom.”
Nat: “What?”
Before they could speak to each other, Jesse came in and said “Alright kids, you two are ungrounded. And guess what?”
Nat asked, “What is it?”
Jesse then said in a happy voice “Today is Fred Rogers’ 79th birthday! You two need to get some clothes on before getting ready!”
As Jesse said that, Nat and Alex got excited for Fred Rogers’ 79th birthday and they cheered.
They then got the clothes that came from the closet and they proceed to dress up.
After they dressed up, Jesse spoke “Well done kids, now we can go to Arby’s to celebrate Fred Rogers’ 79th birthday!”
Then, Nat, Alex and Jesse went outside and hopped in the car, and drove off as cheerful music began to play.
It then cuts to a shot of Arby’s at daytime.
Nat, Alex and Jesse got out of the car and went inside of the Arby’s.
When they went in, it was messed up.
There was a bit of water splattering on the tables, with blood dripping out. Also, as i stared through the screen, i could see Fred Rogers sitting in front of a chair.
I could also see Zoey, Lola and Quinn (who are supposed to be from Zoey 101).
They gasped in shock, as Nat said “Wait, what just happened?”
Zoey: “We are at Arby’s to celebrate Fred Rogers’ 79th birthday. Do you want to see any food menu for you?”
They then said “Yes.”
After that, Nat and Jesse looked at the food menu, and the owner came in.
The owner said “Hello, how can i take your order?”
Nat asked “I want some Whopper, a Pepsi and a choccy milk, please?”
Then the owner said “Seriously right now Nat? This is not Burger King! This is Arby’s!”
Nat then asked “Ok, i mean 6 tacos, a Pepsi, and a choccy milk.”
The owner: “Fine, but just take the order, it will be 10$.”
Nat: “Thank you!”
Nat then grabbed the food and went to one of the tables.
As Nat sitted through the table, Fred Rogers can be seen walking in front of him.
Fred Rogers said “Hello there, little boy, my name is Fred Rogers!”
Nat asked “And my name is Nat!”
Then, Fred Rogers and Nat talked to each other for about 3 minutes, before switching to nighttime, as it cuts to Alex outside, looking scared.
Alex said “Why am i here? I’m scared! I need to do something to get revenge on them!”
Just then, Alex takes off his clothes (except for his underpants), and when he did that, Oh god, he was almost naked!
It then cuts back to inside of the Arby’s.
Lola: “Wish me luck, but i hope they’re gonna have fun, and we would always watch them doing.”
“Yep”, said Jesse.
Quinn: “I know right Jesse?”
Jesse: “I knew it all along already.”
“But hey, Zoey.” Jesse replied to Zoey.
“What is it?”, Zoey said.
“I notice that it’s minutes till midnight.”, Jesse replied.
Nat: “And we all know what that means!”
Jesse: “We are gonna throw a party for Fred Rogers by shouting happy birthday together!”
Fred Rogers then shouted “5 minutes till midnight, neighbors. And we just didn’t tell you, because…”
Quinn: “I don’t know, we didn’t want it to turn into a big deal…”
Nat: “Sort of like it is now.”
Just then, Nat, Zoey, Lola and Quinn started to approach at Fred Rogers, looking like they’re going to shout a happy birthday to him.
Zoey: “Time to raise this party, folks.”
They counted to 10.
Fred Rogers then said “You know, midnight on my birthday is as good a time as any for a shouting. Wait, are my lips frozen to the screen?”
Then, when they counted to 0, they shouted in a very loud manner by saying “Happy birthday!”
As Fred Rogers heard the shouting, he gaspily yelled “Oh goodness, thank you all for the wishes!”
The 5 of them said “You’re welcome!”
Quinn: Well, now that we’ve raised this party, we get to ring in the birthday by listening to Rick Astley sing his new song “Happy Birthday”.
“Drop the needle, Jesse.” Nat said.
Then, the Rick Astley music began to play, and they’re all dancing to the music. This lasted for about 35 seconds, before Alex came out of nowhere, in his almost naked self.
He then proceeds to grab out a microphone and yell in a state of panic, “Listen up! Do you all really think i’m going to Fred’s 79th birthday looking like i’m crazed out? Well, how the fuck am i going like this? Hell no! That’s ridicolous, people! Now, First rule of sales, nothing makes me want to buy a microphone like a Rick Astley song, so he created a deal that no one could pass up: Buy a microphone by him, get 500 dollars. And guess what even more? Let’s get this brutality started!”
Just then, Alex launched the microphone at Fred Rogers, instantly killing him with blood splattering out of the eye.
As Fred Rogers got killed, they screamed in a state of panic.
Zoey said “Alex! That’s disgusting of you to kill Fred Rogers! Now get on your clot-”
But before Zoey has to finish her sentence, Alex grabbed out a knife and stabbed her in the heart, killing her.
Just then, Jesse went to Alex and shouted “YOU MONSTER!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!! How can you do those HORRIBLE things to Fred Rogers and Zoey!”
Lola then said “I think we should get out of here.”
Quinn: “I agree.”
Nat: “Me too.”
Then, Nat, Quinn and Lola began to run away from Arby’s screaming.
Jesse yelled “Words empty! That’s all they are! No, not THIS time. YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!!”
Alex: “I’m know I insane Jesse. I can’t control my expression… This time, I’ve gonna do something about it.”
Jesse said “What are you about to do?”
Alex then grabbed out a rock and threw towards her, but she instead dodged the attack.
Jesse then got out a huge rock that was from out of nowhere and launched at him, causing him to scream in pain.
And oh god, his scream did not sound fake, his scream was if he was badly harmed.
As then, the huge rock then dropped down in front of Alex, and oh god, it was brutal, he was injured.
His left eye was missing and blood was visible in the head.
This part would remind me a lot where Trina throws a huge rock at Dr. Eggman’s car and breaking the glass of a window of the car from the lost Victorious episode called Lost Forever in Chaos Angel Zone.
Alex: “What’s w-wrong w-with yo-you?”
The owner then went inside to see the horrific scene of what just happended.
The owner: “No way! What the heck just happened?”
Jesse then replied with “Alex was being a psychotic brat, and is responsible of killing Fred Rogers and trying to injure me!”
The owner said “What the? I need to call an ambulance!”
Just then, the owner grabbed out his phone and called the ambulance.
After 50 minutes, the ambulance arrived, and they took the now-brutally injured Alex and was immediately sent to hospital, where he needs to do his plastic surgery after the brutal events.
It then cuts to a hospital in a daytime setting.
Jesse was seen standing in front of Alex on the bed, with the doctors behind him.
Jesse asked “Listen up, is Alex going to be ok?”
The first doctor said “I think he is going to be ok, but i’m afraid he has to stay there for 4 months.”
Jesse said “WHAT? 4 MONTHS?”
The second doctor said “Yes, 4 months. Alex was brutally injured because he was responsible for the murder of Fred Rogers and Zoey. So you may go home and wait, Jesse.”
Jesse said “Thanks, the doctors.” as she walked away from the hospital room.
“If the police shows up, then thi-this is th-the end f-for me…” Said Alex, still in his brutally injured self.
As then, the screen faded to black, and it cut to the end credits with creepy music playing in the background.
I was shocked, but scared and confused at what i saw, like, why would they put horrible stuff in a TV show like that?
Just then, i deleted the avi file and went to bed.
Later that night, i had nightmares about Alex doing the same as Fred Rogers and killing me as Zoey.
And what’s the moral? If you find an email that was sent by Nickelodeon about a deleted scene from one of their shows or movies, don’t watch it. Just stay away from it.