Last night around 11:30 PM, UC Law SF student Isaac Calderon jumped out of his 12th story apartment at the McAllister Tower, landing on the cement below and shattering 72 bones and breaking his skull. His neighbor reported to the police that he heard the name “George” exclaimed in a scream and then heard more screams sounding something like “BUB” coming from the room next to hers before eventually hearing a thud down below, when Calderon’s body hit a police cruiser parked on the street, killing two officers on duty who were investigating a drug ring at the school believed to have been run by a man under the Alias of Saksham, but whose real name is believed to be madhukarikveen Vulmanoj. Isaac’s friends have been interviewed in the hours following his death and have shed light on the issue. They claim he at many points throughout school has talked about “killing himself” over getting an A-, how he was “proud to be a gunner”, how he wanted to call people in class “niggers”, and how he claimed that he would love to get “diabetes if it means I can do big law”. Calderon left a note on his desk when he decided to end his life, in which it stated that he felt life wasn’t worth living if all he could amount to was straight As and an A-. “I would rather murder myself with bub watching than know I can’t get straight As” is all that was written. Isaac had furthermore been taking property at the time, and had devised a will leaving all of his earthly possessions to his two cats Luna and Sol. Investigation is ongoing