US Whitehouse and Air-force have issued an immediate Nuclear Warning to Southeast United States on Saturday at 8:00 pm EST. US Pentagon has confirmed the Tampa Bay area will sustain a Grade 1 Nuclear Cruise Missile on Saturday at roughly 9PM EST. Experts believe the blast is targeting SOCOM (Special Operations Command) located at the Mac Dill Air-Force Base, a top target for foreign National enemy organizations and terrorist leadership. Intelligence sources from the US Pentagon have confirmed threats from Russia coinciding with the Ukrainian contention and elevated risk regarding President Biden’s latest decision to disrupt Russian intelligence measures.
Experts are issuing an immediate warning to all Southeast US, with primary concern within the South Florida Area. All Floridians have been instructed to take immediate measures to find “fortified bunkers” and those who are not home to return home immediately. Windows and all structures which cannot block radiation and other forms of nuclear ramifications resultant of initial nuclear concussion blasts are to be avoided at all costs for the next 72 hours until National Guard can be colonized within local regions.
President Joe Biden issued a statement immediately stating “I’ve done some thinking on that and this, but I don’t think that or this is of grace concern to thinking that”. Federal and local authorities are unclear at the moment what this means but are none-the-less still issuing strict warning to Floridians and Southeast residents.
The US General and MDA (Missile Defense Agency) have issued strict warning stating:
“Protect your gonads and get indoors!”