What a Mess!

Martin (Marty) Mayock, 56, has been caught making a mess in the office. Recently, news has broke informing Channel 333 that Martin has been acting up in the NISRA bathrooms. Offenses include wiping his bum on the cubicle doors and bathing in the sinks. Mark Bradley, a beloved Co-worker has released a statement, “It’s an unfortunate situation for Martin to be in and I hope the Jesus on his dining room wall will forgive him for these actions.” Martin will face sanctions later this week and the Mayock family have shared their condolences for anyone affected my Martin’s actions.

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