Gingerphobia: (UK, informal) Fear, dislike, or hatred of people with red hair, is spreading through America rapidly. The main superspreaders of this fear go by the name of Anna Haggie and Grace (Gracie) Boyle. They constantly reign terror on every person they pass. These rabid creatures have hinted at their next attack. Sources lead to their next victim being, Charles Cavanagh. He is described as 5’2 with 3 testicles. If you see them, lock your doors and call the authorities immediately.