Did you know that boys fart 24/7? It’s true! They’re like walking gas factories. In fact, the average boy produces so much gas that they could fill up a balloon in just one day. On the other hand, girls barely fart at all (and when they do, it’s usually silent and non-smelly).
The same thing goes for pooping. Boys poop multiple times a day, while girls only poop once every few days. And let me tell you, boys’ farts are loud and stinky. You can hear them coming from a mile away, and the smell is so bad that it can clear out an entire room.
In fact, experts have even done studies on this phenomenon. They found that boys’ farts are so strong that they can even cause collateral damage. For example, one boy’s fart was so powerful that it knocked over a lamp and started a fire. Another boy’s fart was so smelly that it made everyone in the room pass out. And one boy’s fart was so persistent that it followed him around all day, leaving a trail of stink in his wake.
Meanwhile, girls’ farts are so delicate that they’re barely even noticeable. In fact, most girls’ farts are so quiet that they can barely even be heard. And the smell? It’s almost like they don’t fart at all. This is probably because girls are just naturally cleaner and more dainty than boys.
But here’s the thing: boys don’t actually mind their constant flatulence and bowel movements. In fact, they take pride in it. They like to compete with each other to see who can fart the loudest and who can poop the most. And let me tell you, the competition can get pretty heated.
For example, one boy ate an entire chili dog just to see if he would make a record-breaking fart. And let me tell you, it was a doozy. The whole neighborhood heard it, and the smell lasted for days. Another boy ate an entire bag of beans just to see if he could beat the previous record. And let me tell you, he did. The fart was so loud that it shattered several windows, and the smell was so bad that it caused several cars to crash.
So there you have it. Boys fart and poop more than girls. It’s just a simple