22 year old worker, Tracy Kruszel, found a random bomb when sorting out a pair of lingerie in Victoria Secret, Westfield Shopping Centre on the 31st May 14:53. She is mortified, because of her it almost exploded – creating a shit explosion, killing hundreds if not thousands of people. Westfield is unable to be locked down, specialists say its been placed there for months and nobody has noticed. The bomb is apparently going to explode on Friday afternoon. We do not recommend going Westfield until this is sorted out. Please be careful.